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Kaiju Instant Noodles Print

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About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything we sell is drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

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SO Adorable

SO Adorable <3

Anonymous
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
Adorable

These were a pleasant surprise find (I didn’t know what tadpoles were called in this stage) and they look adorable.

Montgomery
Froglet Sticker Set
Froglet Sticker Set
Literally the best

Such a great quality piece and the most adorable addition to any bag. I love all the art that’s put out, it’s so cute and thoughtful! Will be buying more products in the future

Alex
Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
I love this artist and all my stuff came in

I love this artist and all my stuff came in perfectly packaged ✨😭

Julaby
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
So cute good

So cute good quality

Anonymous
Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
Silly lil guy

Silly lil guy

Joseph EZ
"Idk Math" Giant Salamander Sticker
"Idk Math" Giant Salamander Sticker
Skonk sticker

Love it so much!

Emma
"Tummy Ache Victim" Skonk Sticker
"Tummy Ache Victim" Skonk Sticker

Exactly like image very smooth and shiny finish

Summer
"Drink Water" Noot Sticker
"Drink Water" Noot Sticker
Rain frog sticker

such a cute sticker, I love it so much!!

Emma
"Leave Me Alone" Desert Rain Frog Sticker
"Leave Me Alone" Desert Rain Frog Sticker
Happy Cloddy boy

Seeing Pokemon x Derptiles is so amazing. I passed this keychain up once at Moment SJ and have regretted it ever since. So happy to finally add this chunky boy to my collection! He is perfect.

Krystie
Clodsire Acrylic Charm
Clodsire Acrylic Charm
I bought it for my girlfriend!

I bought it for my girlfriend, and they love it! They've gotten compliments on it too, it's such a silly and cute idea for a backpack/purse.

Mari
Opossum Backpack
Opossum Backpack
A very adorable shaker key chain

A very adorable shaker key chain. I love opossums so much and love playing with this key chain!

Anonymous
Trashbaby Opossum Charm (Shake-able!)
Trashbaby Opossum Charm (Shake-able!)
Loved

Loved it!

Emma
Frogwhale Terrarium Print
Frogwhale Terrarium Print
amazing

amazing

Alexandre Nguyen
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
Shrimp. Heaven. Now!!

This is going to be the perfect birthday gift for my bestie who is obsessed with shrimp.

Kristie
Zipper Pouches
Zipper Pouches
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Enamel Pins!

Backpacks!

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Herpetology Lanyards

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3D (Layered) Keychains!

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Shaker Keychains!

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Stickers with Text!

Get 20% off all stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!

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Stickers with No Text!

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Mini Prints!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!