Black Friday Sale!!!

Our Black Friday sale starts from Nov 21st and ends at Nov 30th at midnight PST!

Enjoy:

  • 20% off Skonk Plushies (2ft and 4ft)
  • 30% off Stickers when you buy 5 or more items from the Stickers category (includes individual stickers, sticker sheets, and sticker packs)
  • 10% off everything else!
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Black Friday Featured Sale!

Skonk Plushie

$80.00 CAD
$80.00 CAD
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Featured Products!

Wonky Sticker Pack!

A pack of 10-15 random B-grade die-cut stickers! We make all of our stickers, so inevitably we end up with a few mistakes. Instead of just throwing them away, we're offering them as a $1.50 mystery pack!

Find them here!

Sticker Sheets!

About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything we sell is drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

Let customers speak for us

from 612 reviews
Its freakin bats..

..i love halloween, This lil cutie pie goes with me everywhere now, i use it as my everyday bag. It fits my phone and wallet no problem. made well, ive gotten countless compliments on it and i see no reason not to ge one!

tina W.
Bat Plush Bag
Bat Plush Bag
Love!!! Highly recommend you upgrade to the 4

Love!!! Highly recommend you upgrade to the 4 feet. Mr Skonk is super plush and soft and keeps me good company.

Anonymous
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
My new son

I love my new trash child and would kill for him. 😍

Anonymous
Opossum Plush Bag
Opossum Plush Bag
Absolutely fabulous. Gimme 10 more

I bought three of these, one for myself, my sister and a friend and I genuinely wish I bought a larger bundle because they are so delightfully ridiculous, I can’t help but grin everytime I see them. I even plan on changing a profile pic to this I love it so much

Jocelyn Hay
"I am cringe but I am free" Print
"I am cringe but I am free" Print

I LOVE HIM!!!! Very round and small but mighty. Will definetely be using in the future for different conventions and trips. Thank you!

D.J.
Bat Plush Bag
Bat Plush Bag
Awesome backpack

Awesome backpack, my daughter loved it!

Pat
Opossum Plush Bag
Opossum Plush Bag
I love this so much!

I love this so much!
Its derpy, bright, and endearing. Costco references are few and far between, maybe once a year? Its so CUTE!
I hope there are more spoofy or silly items next year. Looking forward to the cutie patooties. <3

NPC at kumoricon 2025 (H.I.)
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print

Absolutely love it. Great quality

A.L.
Skonk Mini Pin
Skonk Mini Pin
Wife loves it

SKONK

Has cute beanbag toes, 5 stars

Zac
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie

Awesome product. Well made and has a good amount of space to put things. Definitely an amazing bag if you are a raccoon lover.

D.B.
Raccoon Plush Bag
Raccoon Plush Bag

Skonk the skink is such a cute silly guy! The embroidery on the eyes is very well done and pops against the brown scale color. The minky fabric used for this plushie is so soft and smooth. It genuinely makes me smile with the silly expression. If you like reptiles or someone you know does then please consider getting a Skonk.

Mary
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie

Great sticker quality and gonna put it on my workout gear

Alex
"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
"Stronk" Skonk Sticker

Insanely cute rendition of the fire croc

Alex
Herptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers
Herptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers

Great quality and colour on the print

Alex
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker

Godzilla looks amazing. The quality of the sticker is top notch

Alex
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
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Enamel Pins!

Backpacks!

3D (Layered) Keychains!

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Shaker Keychains!

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Stickers with Text!

Get 20% off all stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!

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Stickers with No Text!

Get 20% off all stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!

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Mini Prints!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!