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Bat Plush Bag

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About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything we sell is drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

Let customers speak for us

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Wife loves it

SKONK

Has cute beanbag toes, 5 stars

Zac
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie

Awesome product. Well made and has a good amount of space to put things. Definitely an amazing bag if you are a raccoon lover.

D.B.
Raccoon Plush Bag
Raccoon Plush Bag

Skonk the skink is such a cute silly guy! The embroidery on the eyes is very well done and pops against the brown scale color. The minky fabric used for this plushie is so soft and smooth. It genuinely makes me smile with the silly expression. If you like reptiles or someone you know does then please consider getting a Skonk.

Mary
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie

Great sticker quality and gonna put it on my workout gear

Alex
"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
"Stronk" Skonk Sticker

Insanely cute rendition of the fire croc

Alex
Herptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers
Herptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers

Great quality and colour on the print

Alex
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker

Godzilla looks amazing. The quality of the sticker is top notch

Alex
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker

Extremely cute and inspired by Boss

Alex
Pet Reptiles Stickers
Pet Reptiles Stickers
Very well made pins and cute as heck

Very well made pins and cute as heck. Makes me miss my spikey puppy.

Perry Winter
Beardie Enamel Pin
Beardie Enamel Pin
Adorable! Also very funny

Adorable! Also very funny. Co worker loved it

Anonymous
"Uh Oh Stinky" Skunk Sticker
"Uh Oh Stinky" Skunk Sticker
Fhj

Fhj

Anonymous
"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
Cute Charm

Cute charm

Anonymous
Axolotl Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
Axolotl Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
Nice lanyard

Nice lanyard with cute animals

Anonymous
Herpetology Lanyards
Herpetology Lanyards
Adorable!

Adorable!

Anonymous
Blue Tongue Skink (Tiliqua Scincoides) Sticker Sheet
Blue Tongue Skink (Tiliqua Scincoides) Sticker Sheet
Love these little guys!

These stickers are so stinking cute! I love them so much and it’s also just a really cool little batch to have from the very first Patreon rewards! It’s really great to see all the growth and exploration of style from this to the current ones I get! I love all of these and can’t wait for many more wonderful creations!

Jessica Lester
Derpy Bleps Sticker Pack (Set of 3)
Derpy Bleps Sticker Pack (Set of 3)
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Enamel Pins!

Backpacks!

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Herpetology Lanyards

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3D (Layered) Keychains!

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Shaker Keychains!

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Stickers with Text!

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Mini Prints!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!