About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything on this website drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

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Love their products!!!! ❤️‍🔥

Great quality as always, and for a great price too! Super happy with my purchase!

Makenzie
Ackie Monitor (Varanus Acanthurus) Sticker Sheet
Ackie Monitor (Varanus Acanthurus) Sticker Sheet
The most majestic thing to ever be created

This skonk is the most skonkalishous creature to ever exist, im currently contemplating buying 4 more!!! It was worth every penny.

Evander Egloff
4ft Skonk Plushie
4ft Skonk Plushie
I love it and so does my skink

I love it and so does my skink. :)

Laura G
4ft Skonk Plushie
4ft Skonk Plushie

so fluffy

Alistair
Frog Plush Bag
Frog Plush Bag
I love my bag so much

I love my bag so much 🫶

Opal Carpenter
Bearded Dragon Plush Bag
Bearded Dragon Plush Bag
the gecko was super cute and practical

the gecko was super cute and practical. I love iy

Opal Carpenter
Zipper Pouches
Zipper Pouches

Super cute sticker i love it on my art book

W.A.
Carnotaurus Sticker
Carnotaurus Sticker
I love this print <3

The print was packaged safely to prevent it from being bent in transit, which I really appreciate. The print quality is excellent, too! I love it, and have put it with my growing collection of hognose-themed prints and stickers.

Cat T.
"Get That Bread" Hognose Print
"Get That Bread" Hognose Print
VERY CUTE - the photos almost don't do them

VERY CUTE - the photos almost don't do them justice; they're so much more saturated in color in real life! :)

Anonymous
Balldur's Gate Sticker Sheet
Balldur's Gate Sticker Sheet
The possum bag is fabulous

The possum bag is fabulous, showers my wife with compliments.....always.

Anonymous
Opossum Plush Bag
Opossum Plush Bag
Cutest Wristlet

Very cute and exactly what I was looking for!

Taylor
Herpetology Lanyards
Herpetology Lanyards
Best thing ever

I’ve wanted this for so long and I finally got it!!!! It’s the best. So soft and squishy. Now I need the big version.

Maddy
4ft Skonk Plushie
4ft Skonk Plushie
I love it! Embodies me

I love it! Embodies me perfectly

Anonymous
Three Skonk Moon Print
Three Skonk Moon Print
What a wonderful bag

What a wonderful bag. So well made and incredibly cute.

bmo
Raccoon Plush Bag
Raccoon Plush Bag
This was a birthday gift for my daughter

This was a birthday gift for my daughter. It was sent directly to her, so I have not seen it except in pictures. She loves it & is very happy with it, so that's all that matters to me.

Rebecca Nunn
Opossum Plush Bag
Opossum Plush Bag
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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! You can find our products at our collab store Don't Eat Me! in Mountain View, ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona!

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

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If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!