About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything on this website drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

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Let customers speak for us

from 761 reviews
One man’s trash

This is no trash it’s treasure!

Jack Silver
"Trashbabes" Sticker
They’re a bunch of cuties

They’re a bunch of cuties :)

Jack Silver
[Pet Reptiles] Series Stickers

my opossum loving bf LOVES IT. The exterior is so soft and fluffy. The interior can fit everyday essentials like your phone, wallet, and keys. Overall amazing product :]

Nic R
Opossum Plush Bag
Literally so cute

Literally so cute. 🩵

Anonymous
Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
Top notch quality and customer service

Fantastic customer service- I reached out to see if it was possible to purchase the October sticker club that I had missed the cutoff for and was very quickly replied to with a solution. Products are adorable and high quality. The shaker keychains are really sturdy and the pins are super shiny and solid. Prints are also high quality on good cardstock.

More derpy crested geckos please! I neeeeeeeeeed!

A Kohler
Absolutely amazing design

Absolutely amazing design. Quality seems great but these are gifts to others so only time will tell. These are necessary for those certain friends in your life. You won’t go wrong buying these

Anonymous
Trashbaby Opossum Charm (Shake-able!)
Great quality materials

Great quality materials, bright vibrant colors add a nice pop to my office wall :)

Cheyenne Palmer
Kaiju Instant Noodles Print
So cute! Great quality

So cute! Great quality, strong chain

Claire Crook
3D "?" Hognose Charm
Adorable!!!

Adorable!!!

Anonymous
Skonk Frosted Acrylic Charm

adorable shaker charm, wonderful customer service <3

jenna
Desert Rain Frog (Shake-able!)
amazing

amazing product

Naliah Rocha
2ft Skonk Plushie
Cute!!!

Super cute!

Anonymous
Ball Python Enamel Pin
Great Material and

Great Material and Quality

Anonymous
Frog Plush Bag
Lots of Cute Reptile Stuff

Lots of cute reptile stuff! Grabbed a few stickers and a couple of very adorable pins! Very cute blue-tongued friends

Anonymous
Licky Skonk Enamel Pin

Adorable and so soft, can’t wait to give it to my wife for her birthday!! 💖

Melissa
Opossum Plush Bag
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Sticker Sheets!

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Prints!

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Enamel Pins!

3D (Layered) Keychains!

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Shaker Keychains!

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Stickers!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! You can find our products at our collab store Don't Eat Me! in Mountain View, ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona!

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!