About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything on this website drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

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So cute!

Anonymous
Swamp Shaker Charm
I love this sticker SO MUCH!

I love this sticker SO MUCH! I put it on my scaleless corn's enclosure with her name plate and it's so cute it's like having a little sticker of her.

Logan Reinhart
[Pet Reptiles] Series Stickers

This sticker is absolutely hilarious, and the quality is great too. The only thing that wasn't great was the time for shipping, but I'm happy that everything arrived in good condition.

Paris
"Guess I'll Die" Hognose Sticker

This sticker is absolutely hilarious, and the quality is great too. The only thing that wasn't great was the time for shipping, but I'm happy that everything arrived in good condition. I definitely need more giant salamander stickers though!!!

Paris
"Idk Math" Giant Salamander Sticker

This sticker is absolutely hilarious, and the quality is great too. The only thing that wasn't great was the time for shipping, but I'm happy that everything arrived in good condition.

Paris
"Anarchy" Frog Sticker

This sticker is absolutely hilarious, and the quality is great too. The only thing that wasn't great was the time for shipping, but I'm happy that everything arrived in good condition.

Paris
"Booby Lover" Sticker

This postcard is unbearably cute 😭😭😭 the quality is great too. The only thing that wasn't great was the time for shipping, but I'm happy that everything arrived in good condition.

Paris
Kaiju Instant Noodles Print

Its soooo soft!! It fits everything I need and looks so cute! Shipping was SUPER fast and im so excited to show all my friends

Kaelyn Dehmer
Bat Plush Bag
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Framed and proudly upon my wall

Emily Pham
"I am cringe but I am free" Print

So cute and soft!! Such a silly little guy and I love this design so much! Both top and bottom of the banana have a keychain so you can hang it from any end you want!

Hayley Montanari
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain

CUTEEE

Elisabeth
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
its amazing and SO worth the wait and money

its amazing and SO worth the wait and money. the pockets are surprisingly big and can fit alot of stuff

jess duarte
Raccoon Plush Bag
RACCOON PACK!

He's so cute! I adore my raccoon pack. I've gotten so many comments about it. I love how soft and snuggly it is. I like the flexibility you have with attaching the straps. I wish the straps slid less, but they are still functional. I wish he had slightly less stuffing to allow for larger pockets as they are quite small, but overall I adore this bag.

Elisabeth J Wendt
Raccoon Plush Bag
best boi

mlem

Emily Pham
4ft Skonk Plushie
Adorable stickers!

The stickers are so cute, good quality, easy to place! No issue at all. Love the art style, does a rly good job showing off how goofy and grumpy these lil guys can be :)

Anonymous
Blue Tongue Skink (Tiliqua Scincoides) Sticker Sheet
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Sticker Sheets!

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Prints!

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Enamel Pins!

3D (Layered) Keychains!

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Shaker Keychains!

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Stickers with Text!

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Stickers!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! You can find our products at our collab store Don't Eat Me! in Mountain View, ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona!

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!