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About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything we sell is drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

Let customers speak for us

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I had to buy this despite having an asthma flare!

This print and sticker combo is so freaking cute! I saw it on my way out of a convention to grab my inhaler. I couldn’t breathe too well but as soon as I saw it at the artist’s table I just had to stop to buy it! That probably wasn’t the best course of action, but that’s just how great the artwork is!

Anonymous
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
good

good

Anonymous
Opossum Plush Bag
Opossum Plush Bag
Perfect best

Perfect best boi

Customer
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
Amazing as always!!

Amazing as always! I do wish it had a little bit more space inside but otherwise its great and would get other designs!

Buggie Boi Orpheus
Zipper Pouches
Zipper Pouches
Amazing lanyard

Amazing lanyard, I love it!

Anonymous
Herpetology Lanyards
Herpetology Lanyards
Splendid Little Guy

He's well made and adorable. <3

Anonymous
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
Fantastic

I love all the little reptiles on this lanyard. It also makes the perfect gift for someone who likes reptiles. 10/10,would buy again.

Reptile Respecter
Herpetology Lanyards
Herpetology Lanyards
yeah that's lizards !

very good and cute stickers, perfect filler sticker size

Helise
Blob Lizards Sticker Sheet
Blob Lizards Sticker Sheet
Hands down my daughter's favorite stocking stuffer!

Hands down my daughter's favorite stocking stuffer! I order from you each year for Christmas for her and she always loves the stickers, pins & keychains we get from you! All items are fantastic quality!

Anonymous
Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
I love it!

It is exactly as described. The skonk's tongue is attached to a spring, and therefore able to move as if it is licking. 10/10, highly recommend.

Reptile Respecter
Licky Skonk Enamel Pin
Licky Skonk Enamel Pin
Perfect!

Perfect!

Anonymous
Leopard Gecko (Eublepharis Macularius) Sticker Sheet
Leopard Gecko (Eublepharis Macularius) Sticker Sheet
makes me happy

it's high quality, solid construction, with quality enamel work. i love it. he's just a lil guy that hangs out on my bag.

Aaron T
Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
Very cute and soft skink plushie

Very cute and soft skink plushie. Wound up being a fantastic hit at a veterinarian white elephant gift exchange. People were fighting over it, that's how popular it was!

Anonymous
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
Great product!!!

Great product, love the quality and attention to detail!!!

Evander Egloff
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
Absolutely adorable

The skonk is large and adorable. It is like a weighted blanket that is also very cute. It has to live on the couch because it's just so very big, but that's okay. I am very happy with it!

Stephanie J.
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

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If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!