About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything on this website drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

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New Stuff!

An assortment of new products!

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Let customers speak for us

from 747 reviews

Adorable and so soft, can’t wait to give it to my wife for her birthday!! 💖

Melissa
Opossum Plush Bag
Perfection

They are amazing !!

Anonymous
Two Brain Cells Charm (Shake-able!)
excellent quality, makes great gifts

got the stickers and pin as gifts and they were well loved by the recipients!

Mikayla
"Yes, Chef!" Rat Sticker
Very adorable charm!

Very adorable charm! Seems pretty durable and the art is fantastic. Perfect for any hoggie fan~

Anonymous
Love love love

Worth it

Carmen Contreras
"I am Illiterate" Salamander Sticker

I was under the impression that a Nintendo switch or a metal water bottle could fit inside but it’s not as roomy at least I don’t want risk tearing it’s cute little mouth but other than that I really love it , it’s fits the essentials keys , phone and wallet trio so new critter secured ✊🏽. The raccoon looks bigger but the opossums insides glide easier to stuff.

Rosa
Opossum Plush Bag
Great seller

Good quality

Anonymous
2ft Skonk Plushie
Very happy

Stickers look great, good adhesive, good packaging.

Anonymous
Crested Gecko (Correlophus Ciliatus) Sticker Sheet
Such a cute and very well made Boi

Such a cute and very well made Boi. I use him for a neck pillow when I need as he is the perfect size. Debating on the bigger one. 😆

Ruby Blotzer
2ft Skonk Plushie
Skonk is beautiful

Skonk is beautiful. Skonk is life. If you don't have a Skonk in your life, what are even really doing with your life? Not having a Skonk is what. So choose a Skonk today. He will sit there without a thought in his head and stare at you with those empty, loving eyes. And you will smile and your brain will produce the serotonin you've been lacking from not having a Skonk. I love my Skonk. He watches TV with me while being loving, extremely soft and squishy, well stiched, and wonderful colors. And he's adorable. Also he really loves Friends but hates Chandler.

Bryan
2ft Skonk Plushie
Great little guy!

A wonderful plush! So many adorable details. I especially love the little legs with toes all filled with beanies.

JR
2ft Skonk Plushie

it's such an adorable charm!

Chompy
3D "?" Hognose Charm
I have named him Douglas

I have named him Douglas, and he is perfect. 11/10

Werewolf Addicts Anonymous
Bearded Dragon Plush Bag

Super cute bag!!! Small, but it gets the job done! I used it for a cosplay and it held my phone wallet and keys just fine!

Nicole
Frog Plush Bag
Super Cute!

Super cute! I got it as a gift for a friend since they love httyd.

Anonymous
HTTYD Dragon Sticker
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Sticker Sheets!

Buy any 3 stickers and get 2 more for FREE!
Works on individual stickers, sticker sheets, and sticker packs!

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Prints!

Buy any 2 prints and get 1 more for FREE!

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Enamel Pins!

3D (Layered) Keychains!

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Shaker Keychains!

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Stickers with Text!

Buy any 3 stickers and get 2 more for FREE!
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Stickers with No Text!

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Stickers!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! You can find our products at our collab store Don't Eat Me! in Mountain View, ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona!

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!