About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything on this website drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

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New Stuff!

An assortment of new products!

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Let customers speak for us

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Super Cute!

Super cute! I got it as a gift for a friend since they love httyd.

Anonymous
HTTYD Dragon Sticker
Very cute! Good Quality material

Very cute! Good Quality material :D

Cheyenne Palmer
Frogwhale Terrarium Print
SO CUTE AND SMOLL! I love it so much

SO CUTE AND SMOLL! I love it so much.

Customer
Caterpillar Iron-On Patch
Great print! Immediately put it in my

Great print! Immediately put it in my office!

Cheyenne Palmer
Gecko Thoughts Print
I love them

It's adorable and nicely made!

Ty
2ft Skonk Plushie
This patch is adorable

This patch is adorable. It's easy to add to and purse or jacket.

Ash
Opossum Iron-On Patch
My Mascot

People could probably guess from how slow I drive that I'm anxious, but with this sticker on my car, now they have proof.

Tobias Fairman
"Nervous Newt" Noot Sticker
Cute

Cute, very good quality thick material looks exactly like pictured. Don't expect freebies or cards; very straight to the point with it lol (not a bad thing). I'm obsessed with blue tongues, so it fits in well with my office.

Anonymous
"I am cringe but I am free" Print

It is so cute and soft!

Anne
Opossum Plush Bag

I just love this sticker. It reminds me of my reptile pets that literally step in their "salad."

Keith
"I Step On Your Salad" Bearded Dragon Sticker

Cute print for my artist niece. I have mounted it in an 8x8 floating glass frame and it looks great!

Keith
"I am cringe but I am free" Print
Coffee is Life

This sticker lets every other driver know how important coffee is to me.

Tobias Fairman
"Caf-fiend" Hiki Sticker

High quality, arrived quickly!

Mia
Lep Gecc Sticker

Good quality and arrived safely.

Mia
"Isopod Hours" Isopod Sticker

Very high quality and very cute!

Mia
Leopard Gecko Terrarium Charm (Shake-able!)
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Sticker Sheets!

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Works on individual stickers, sticker sheets, and sticker packs!

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Prints!

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Enamel Pins!

3D (Layered) Keychains!

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Shaker Keychains!

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Stickers with Text!

Buy any 3 stickers and get 2 more for FREE!
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Stickers with No Text!

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Stickers!

Buy any 3 stickers and get 2 more for FREE!
Works on individual stickers, sticker sheets, and sticker packs!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! You can find our products at our collab store Don't Eat Me! in Mountain View, ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona!

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!