Derptiles 5th Anniversary Celebration!

From now until the countdown below ends, we'll have the following special deals:

  • Stickers!: get 34% off when you buy any 5 or more Stickers (includes Sticker Sheets and Packs)
  • Prints!: get 20% off any 2 or more Prints
  • Enamel Pins!: get 20% off any 2 or more Enamel Pins
  • Keychains + Lanyard Combo!: Buy any 2 keychains and get a FREE lanyard of your choice. Must have at least 2 keychains and 1 lanyard in cart for discount to show
  • Plushies!: 10% off ALL Plushies/Plush Backpacks
  • Discounts on discounts!: If you spend over $100, get an ADDITIONAL 10% discount that applies to your whole order! Stacks with all of the discounts in this list
  • Shipping! (United States Only): FREE standard shipping on orders over $55!

Discounts apply automatically to qualifying carts! NO coupon codes needed!!

About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything on this site is drawn/designed solely by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!