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About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything we sell is drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

Let customers speak for us

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Love the big guy

Love the big guy. The material is great and his design so amazing and derpy at the same time. A worthwhile purchase

Trenton
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie

super cute! the item itself isnt so much a pouch as its more of a large wallet to me but its still super cute & really well made. the sides are pretty flat/rigid so i feel like its good for cards / if you want your cash to lay flatt

Angela
Zipper Pouches
Zipper Pouches
Cute little buddy

So cute! I love it. A perfect buddy to hold onto something for me while I’m fursuiting,

Squirbo
Opossum Plush Bag
Opossum Plush Bag
By Far The Cutest Backpack I have EVER Owned

By Far The Cutest Backpack I have EVER Owned, Straps Are Slightly Too Long For Me, But That Doesnt Take Away At All From The Cute Little Frog!

Sprout_The_Yote
Frog Plush Bag
Frog Plush Bag
High quality, vibrant colors

High quality print with vibrant colors and good material

Anonymous
"I am cringe but I am free" Print
"I am cringe but I am free" Print
So cute! My wife loves it

So cute! My wife loves it.

Corey Burt
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
I had to buy this despite having an asthma flare!

This print and sticker combo is so freaking cute! I saw it on my way out of a convention to grab my inhaler. I couldn’t breathe too well but as soon as I saw it at the artist’s table I just had to stop to buy it! That probably wasn’t the best course of action, but that’s just how great the artwork is!

Anonymous
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
good

good

Anonymous
Opossum Plush Bag
Opossum Plush Bag
Perfect best

Perfect best boi

Customer
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
Amazing as always!!

Amazing as always! I do wish it had a little bit more space inside but otherwise its great and would get other designs!

Buggie Boi Orpheus
Zipper Pouches
Zipper Pouches
Amazing lanyard

Amazing lanyard, I love it!

Anonymous
Herpetology Lanyards
Herpetology Lanyards
Splendid Little Guy

He's well made and adorable. <3

Anonymous
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
Banana Skonk Plush Keychain
Fantastic

I love all the little reptiles on this lanyard. It also makes the perfect gift for someone who likes reptiles. 10/10,would buy again.

Reptile Respecter
Herpetology Lanyards
Herpetology Lanyards
yeah that's lizards !

very good and cute stickers, perfect filler sticker size

Helise
Blob Lizards Sticker Sheet
Blob Lizards Sticker Sheet
Hands down my daughter's favorite stocking stuffer!

Hands down my daughter's favorite stocking stuffer! I order from you each year for Christmas for her and she always loves the stickers, pins & keychains we get from you! All items are fantastic quality!

Anonymous
Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!