Homemade Figurines and Keychains!

  • Available on a drop-basis only
  • Handmade figurines and keychains! Completely made from start to finish by Crystal herself.
  • Each figurine is hand-painted and sealed so every figurine is completely unique! The base of the figurines are made with PLA and then UV resin sealed to provide a ceramic-like finish. This makes the figurine both lightweight and durable enough to withstand accidental drops.

Derptiles 5th Anniversary Celebration!

From now until the countdown below ends, we'll have the following special deals:

  • Stickers!: get 34% off when you buy any 5 or more Stickers (includes Sticker Sheets and Packs)
  • Prints!: get 20% off any 2 or more Prints
  • Enamel Pins!: get 20% off any 2 or more Enamel Pins
  • Keychains + Lanyard Combo!: Buy any 2 keychains and get a FREE lanyard of your choice. Must have at least 2 keychains and 1 lanyard in cart for discount to show
  • Plushies!: 10% off ALL Plushies/Plush Backpacks
  • Discounts on discounts!: If you spend over $100, get an ADDITIONAL 10% discount that applies to your whole order! Stacks with all of the discounts in this list
  • Shipping! (United States Only): FREE standard shipping on orders over $55!

Discounts apply automatically to qualifying carts! NO coupon codes needed!!

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Derpy Bleps Sticker Pack (Set of 3)

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About Derptiles

Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!

Everything on this site is drawn/designed solely by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!

Let customers speak for us

from 549 reviews
I bought it for my girlfriend!

I bought it for my girlfriend, and they love it! They've gotten compliments on it too, it's such a silly and cute idea for a backpack/purse.

Mari
Opossum Backpack
Opossum Backpack
A very adorable shaker key chain

A very adorable shaker key chain. I love opossums so much and love playing with this key chain!

Anonymous
Trashbaby Opossum Charm (Shake-able!)
Trashbaby Opossum Charm (Shake-able!)
Loved

Loved it!

Emma
Frogwhale Terrarium Print
Frogwhale Terrarium Print
amazing

amazing

Alexandre Nguyen
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
Shrimp. Heaven. Now!!

This is going to be the perfect birthday gift for my bestie who is obsessed with shrimp.

Kristie
Zipper Pouches
Zipper Pouches
He’s become my best friend

He’s become my best friend, his name is Gary.

Anonymous
Frog Backpack
Frog Backpack
DollaFiddy Skonkdog 🥹

The print is soft and creamy and I love my lil dollarfiddy skonkdog 🥹

Anonymous
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
Super cute! All the options are great!

Super cute! All the options are great!

Anonymous
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
So frigin' cute I love them with all my heart

So frigin' cute I love them with all my heart.

Anonymous
Red Salamander Sticker Sheet
Red Salamander Sticker Sheet
Friend loved this sticker

Friend loved this sticker, shipped quickly, would buy again.

Anonymous
"What" Sacabambaspis Sticker
"What" Sacabambaspis Sticker
This says B-grade but I can't tell

This says B-grade but I can't tell. Maybe A-grade is just that incredibly high quality (which I guess makes sense, because the large skonk is incredible). I love this bearded dragon bag. It's so incredibly cute and the fabric "in question" is not something I would have ever questioned, had the description not mentioned it. The main pocket of the bag (mouth) has lots of room and the side pouch is also deep. I need to carry an epi-pen with me (among other items) and this is a perfectly adorable way to do it. Honestly, I have yet to be anything but absolutely delighted with the things I have purchased from Derptiles, and I'm happy to report this is still true.

FlooptheCorgi
(B-GRADE) Bearded Dragon Backpack
(B-GRADE) Bearded Dragon Backpack
Cutest little mystery EVER!!!

These were the cutest little charms I’ve ever seen and love the surprise of which one I’d get! I’m so tempted to try and collect them all soon!!!

Jessica
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
Good quality

Good quality, adorable packaging, easily sticked on and my friend loves it! Its on the back of her phone jow. Though it took a bit of time to get here, it was worth the small wait.

Wilma
"Introvert Club" Ball Python Sticker
"Introvert Club" Ball Python Sticker
14/10 would recommend

Oh my goodness! I love this derpy not-so-little skonk so much. The quality of the plush is actually really good. The embroidery is well done and the materials are all super soft and comforting to hold. This silly skonk is 122 cm or 4 feet in total length, and it is such aa great size for an alternative body pillow, or to lean on while writing/reading/playing games. Like most oversized plushies, he needed some kneading after arrival, in order to get him fully flooded out. Once that is done, though, he's absolute derperfection. 14/10 would recommend.

FlooptheCorgi
Skonk Plushie
Skonk Plushie
I adore it

I adore it.it's cute,fun, and very appealing from a sensory standpoint. I like wearing it in front and getting to hold it.

Kendra Sowa
Frog Backpack
Frog Backpack
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Enamel Pins!

Get 20% off when you add 2 or more Enamel Pins to your cart!

Backpacks!

Get 10% off ALL Plushies/Plush Backpacks! Discount applies in-cart

3D (Layered) Keychains!

Buy any 2 Keychains and get a FREE Lanyard! Must have all items in cart for discount to automatically apply.

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Shaker Keychains!

Keychains with shakeable mini pieces inside!

Buy any 2 Keychains and get a FREE Lanyard! Must have all items in cart for discount to automatically apply.

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Stickers with Text!

Get 34% off ALL stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!

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Stickers with No Text!

Get 34% off ALL stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!

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Mini Prints!

Get 20% off when you buy 2 or more Prints!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?

The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.

[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!

How can I keep up with Derptiles?

If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!

If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!