Plushie Backpacks!
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Opossum Backpack
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Frog Backpack
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Pigeon Backpack
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(B-GRADE) Bearded Dragon Backpack
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(B-GRADE) Leopard Gecko Backpack
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Enamel Pins!
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Skonk Mini Pin
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Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
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Yelling Frog Enamel Pin
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Lep Geck Enamel Pin
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Beardie Enamel Pin
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Ball Python Enamel Pin
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Crested Gecko Enamel Pin
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AFT Geck Enamel Pin
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[Limited Edition] "You're a Star!" Milk Frog Enamel Pin
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Keychains!
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Noot Plush Keychain
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Salamander Log Shaker Charm
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Axolotl Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
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Shrimp Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
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Little Guy Charm (Shake-able!)
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Hiki Iced Latte Shaker Charm
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Holo Beardie Charm
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Leopard Gecko Terrarium Charm (Shake-able!)
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Dart Frog Terrarium Charm (Shake-able!)
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Green Dumpy Frog Acrylic Charm
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Flying Goji Kaiju Acrylic Charm
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Nugget Kaiju Acrylic Charm
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Kamata Kaiju Acrylic Charm
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Shin Kaiju Acrylic Charm
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Dreepy Acrylic Charm
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Clodsire Acrylic Charm
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Quagsire Acrylic Charm
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Squiggly Salamander Charm
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3D "Buffering" Ball Python Charm
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Hognose Keychain
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Pumpkin Toadlets (Shake-able!)
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3D "Crime" Leopard Gecko Charm
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Ball Python Acrylic Charm
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Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
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Desert Rain Frog (Shake-able!)
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Mini Prints!
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Gecko Thoughts Print
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"I am cringe but I am free" Print
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Frogwhale Terrarium Print
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Critmander Print
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Three Skonk Moon Print
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Pool Noodle Print
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"This Could Be Us But You Playin'" Sticker
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"Salamander Isekai" Stickers + Mini Print Bundle
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"Booby Lover" Sticker
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Pet Reptiles Stickers (Matte-Laminated)
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Ball Pyuppy Sticker
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Maneki Gecko Sticker
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Kitty Gecko Sticker
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"No More Clowning Around" Chameleon Sticker
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"Tummy Ache Victim" Skonk Sticker
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"Tummy Feel Weird" Hiki Sticker
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"Can't Budget" Frog Sticker
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"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
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Balldur's Gate Sticker Sheet
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"Let Him Cook" Sticker
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"I'm Confused" Axolotl Sticker
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Spider Stickers
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"What" Sacabambaspis Sticker
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Ball Python Sticker
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"Bring Me Some Coffee" Hiki Sticker
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"Caf-fiend" Hiki Sticker
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"I am Illiterate" Salamander Sticker
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"Pew Pew" Baby Croc Laser Sticker
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"Nervous Newt" Noot Sticker
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Sticker Card: "You're Cute AF(T)" African Fat-Tailed Edition
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Sticker Card: "You're My Bestie!" Crestie Edition
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Frequently Asked Questions
Where are you located?
Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.
What are your processing/shipping times?
We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.
We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.
[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.
[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.
[International Orders] Do I need to worry about customs/taxes/duties?
Our shipping software is able to calculate taxes/customs/duties for you at checkout so you shouldn't be hit with any unexpected fees or delays. While we haven't had any issues with this system so far (we've had 98%+ of international deliveries succeed), please be aware that regulations can change and it is impossible for us to guarantee that every order will encounter no issues.
Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout.
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