expected in November

[PREORDER] Zipper Pouches

Hello friends, look at your wallet, now back to me, now back at your wallet, now back to me. Sadly, it isn't me, but if you added clips and big round eyes, it could pretend like it's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat, with the wallet your wallet wants to be. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your wallet looks like a shrimp and not a wallet.

I've got a gecko.

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Plushie Backpacks!

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Enamel Pins!

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Keychains!

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Mini Prints!

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Skonk Plushie

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Noot Plush Keychain

$25.00 USD
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Frequently Asked Questions

Where are you located?

Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.

What are your processing/shipping times?

We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.

We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.

[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.

[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.

[International Orders] Do I need to worry about customs/taxes/duties?

Our shipping software is able to calculate taxes/customs/duties for you at checkout so you shouldn't be hit with any unexpected fees or delays. While we haven't had any issues with this system so far (we've had 98%+ of international deliveries succeed), please be aware that regulations can change and it is impossible for us to guarantee that every order will encounter no issues.

Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout.

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