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Crowd Favorites!
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Opossum Plush Bag
4.91 / 5.0
(46) 46 total reviews
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Raccoon Plush Bag
5.0 / 5.0
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Skonk Plushie
4.98 / 5.0
(59) 59 total reviews
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Frog Plush Bag
4.71 / 5.0
(14) 14 total reviews
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Noot Plush Keychain
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Licky Skonk Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Skonk Mini Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Zipper Pouches
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Herpetology Lanyards
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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About Derptiles
Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!
Everything we sell is drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!
Let customers speak for us
from 600 reviewsGodzilla looks amazing. The quality of the sticker is top notch

Very well made pins and cute as heck. Makes me miss my spikey puppy.

Adorable! Also very funny. Co worker loved it

These stickers are so stinking cute! I love them so much and it’s also just a really cool little batch to have from the very first Patreon rewards! It’s really great to see all the growth and exploration of style from this to the current ones I get! I love all of these and can’t wait for many more wonderful creations!

Very good quality and adorable stickers! Mom especially loved her anarchy frog sticker and I can't wait to put the fruit skinks on my notebooks.

They are absolutely adorable! Every time I look at my blob lizards I smile! As cute as they are on the website, they are even better in person

Enamel Pins!
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Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
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Lep Geck Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Ball Python Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Crested Gecko Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Skonk Mini Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Beardie Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Yelling Frog Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Backpacks!
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Opossum Plush Bag
4.91 / 5.0
(46) 46 total reviews
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Raccoon Plush Bag
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Frog Plush Bag
4.71 / 5.0
(14) 14 total reviews
Regular price $45.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$45.00 USDSale price $45.00 USD
Herpetology Lanyards
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3D (Layered) Keychains!
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3D Bread Birb Charm
5.0 / 5.0
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3D "Crime" Leopard Gecko Charm
5.0 / 5.0
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3D "Buffering" Ball Python Charm
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3D "Food?" Bearded Dragon Charm
5.0 / 5.0
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3D "?" Hognose Charm
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Shaker Keychains!
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Bearded Dragon Enclosure Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Garbagechild Raccoon Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Axolotl Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Shrimp Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Salamander Log Shaker Charm
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Hiki Iced Latte Shaker Charm
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Stickers with Text!
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"Overwhelmed" Opossum Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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"I Step On Your Salad" Bearded Dragon Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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"Guess I'll Die" Hognose Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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"Good Soup" Gecko Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"Wat the Geck???" Leopard Gecko Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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"Idk Math" Giant Salamander Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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"Anarchy" Frog Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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"Introvert Club" Ball Python Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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"Trashbabes" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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"I am Illiterate" Salamander Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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"Drink Water" Noot Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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"Leave Me Alone" Desert Rain Frog Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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"Let Him Cook" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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"Booby Lover" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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"Arson" Firebelly Newt Sticker
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"Bring Me Some Coffee" Hiki Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"Nice Chicken" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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"Nervous Newt" Noot Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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"Tummy Ache Victim" Skonk Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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"Pew Pew" Baby Croc Laser Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"What" Sacabambaspis Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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"Uh Oh Stinky" Skunk Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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"Nice Racc" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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"Caf-fiend" Hiki Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Stickers with No Text!
Get 20% off all stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!
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Herptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers
5.0 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
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Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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Lep Gecc Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Confused Crestie Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Frogg Sticker (Booty Edition)
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Carnotaurus Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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Spider Stickers
5.0 / 5.0
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Anyalotl Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Derpy Lotl Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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Balldur's Gate Sticker Sheet
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Red Salamander Sticker Sheet
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Frogg Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
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Froglet Sticker Set
5.0 / 5.0
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Lizards and Deepspace Sticker Sheet
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Blue Tongue Skink (Tiliqua Scincoides) Sticker Sheet
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Mini Prints!
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Gecko Thoughts Print
5.0 / 5.0
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"I am cringe but I am free" Print
5.0 / 5.0
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Frogwhale Terrarium Print
5.0 / 5.0
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Critmander Print
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Three Skonk Moon Print
5.0 / 5.0
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Pool Noodle Print
5.0 / 5.0
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"Get That Bread" Hognose Print
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Peace Sign Newt Print
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"I am a Creature" Opossum Print
5.0 / 5.0
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"Heehee Hoohoo" Salamander Print
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"Everything will be tOKay" Tokay Gecko Print
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Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
5.0 / 5.0
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Kaiju Instant Noodles Print
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Frequently Asked Questions
Where are you located?
Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.
What are your processing/shipping times?
We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.
We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.
[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.
[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.
[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?
The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.
[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.
Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!
How can I keep up with Derptiles?
If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!
If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!