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(B-GRADE) Bearded Dragon Backpack
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(B-GRADE) Leopard Gecko Backpack
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Lep Geck Enamel Pin
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Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Herpetology Lanyards
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Bearded Dragon Enclosure Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Noot Plush Keychain
5.0 / 5.0
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Ball Python Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
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Zipper Pouches
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Leopard Gecko Terrarium Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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About Derptiles
Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!
Everything we sell is drawn/designed exclusively by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!
Let customers speak for us
from 562 reviewsJust a massive boy, perfect for cuddling while I sleep

An adorable and high quality plush skink! Absolutely love it, it’s so big I can even use it as a body pillow of sorts. The material is nice and soft, the skink is nice and plush, and I like how the feet have little weighed beads at the end so they stay down and look like feet.

These were a pleasant surprise find (I didn’t know what tadpoles were called in this stage) and they look adorable.

Such a great quality piece and the most adorable addition to any bag. I love all the art that’s put out, it’s so cute and thoughtful! Will be buying more products in the future

I love this artist and all my stuff came in perfectly packaged ✨😭

So cute good quality

such a cute sticker, I love it so much!!

Seeing Pokemon x Derptiles is so amazing. I passed this keychain up once at Moment SJ and have regretted it ever since. So happy to finally add this chunky boy to my collection! He is perfect.

I bought it for my girlfriend, and they love it! They've gotten compliments on it too, it's such a silly and cute idea for a backpack/purse.

A very adorable shaker key chain. I love opossums so much and love playing with this key chain!

Enamel Pins!
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Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
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Lep Geck Enamel Pin
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Ball Python Enamel Pin
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Crested Gecko Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
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Skonk Mini Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Beardie Enamel Pin
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Yelling Frog Enamel Pin
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Licky Skonk Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Backpacks!
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Frog Backpack
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(B-GRADE) Bearded Dragon Backpack
5.0 / 5.0
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(B-GRADE) Leopard Gecko Backpack
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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3D (Layered) Keychains!
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3D Bread Birb Charm
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3D "Crime" Leopard Gecko Charm
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3D "Buffering" Ball Python Charm
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3D "Food?" Bearded Dragon Charm
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3D "?" Hognose Charm
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Shaker Keychains!
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Bearded Dragon Enclosure Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Leopard Gecko Terrarium Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Garbagechild Raccoon Charm (Shake-able!)
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Axolotl Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Shrimp Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
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Salamander Log Shaker Charm
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Hiki Iced Latte Shaker Charm
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Stickers with Text!
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"Overwhelmed" Opossum Sticker
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"I Step On Your Salad" Bearded Dragon Sticker
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"Guess I'll Die" Hognose Sticker
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"Good Soup" Gecko Sticker
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"Idk Math" Giant Salamander Sticker
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"Wat the Geck???" Leopard Gecko Sticker
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"Anarchy" Frog Sticker
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"Introvert Club" Ball Python Sticker
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"Trashbabes" Sticker
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"I am Illiterate" Salamander Sticker
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"Drink Water" Noot Sticker
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"Leave Me Alone" Desert Rain Frog Sticker
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"Let Him Cook" Sticker
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"Booby Lover" Sticker
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"Arson" Firebelly Newt Sticker
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"Bring Me Some Coffee" Hiki Sticker
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"Nice Chicken" Sticker
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"Nervous Newt" Noot Sticker
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"Pew Pew" Baby Croc Laser Sticker
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"Tummy Ache Victim" Skonk Sticker
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(4) 4 total reviews
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"What" Sacabambaspis Sticker
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"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
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"Uh Oh Stinky" Skunk Sticker
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"Nice Racc" Sticker
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"Caf-fiend" Hiki Sticker
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Stickers with No Text!
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Herptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers
5.0 / 5.0
(21) 21 total reviews
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Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Lep Gecc Sticker
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Confused Crestie Sticker
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Frogg Sticker (Booty Edition)
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Carnotaurus Sticker
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Spider Stickers
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Anyalotl Sticker
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Derpy Lotl Sticker
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Red Salamander Sticker Sheet
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Frogg Sticker
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Balldur's Gate Sticker Sheet
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Froglet Sticker Set
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(2) 2 total reviews
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Ball Pyuppy Sticker
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Blue Tongue Skink (Tiliqua Scincoides) Sticker Sheet
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Mini Prints!
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Gecko Thoughts Print
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"I am cringe but I am free" Print
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Frogwhale Terrarium Print
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Critmander Print
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Three Skonk Moon Print
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Pool Noodle Print
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"Get That Bread" Hognose Print
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Peace Sign Newt Print
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"I am a Creature" Opossum Print
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"Heehee Hoohoo" Salamander Print
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"Everything will be tOKay" Tokay Gecko Print
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Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
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Kaiju Instant Noodles Print
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Frequently Asked Questions
Where are you located?
Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.
What are your processing/shipping times?
We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.
We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.
[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.
[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.
[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?
The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.
[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.
Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!
How can I keep up with Derptiles?
If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!
If you have an Instagram or Twitter/X, you can find us on there too!