Homemade Figurines and Keychains!
- Available on a drop-basis only
- Handmade figurines and keychains! Completely made from start to finish by Crystal herself.
- Each figurine is hand-painted and sealed so every figurine is completely unique! The base of the figurines are made with PLA and then UV resin sealed to provide a ceramic-like finish. This makes the figurine both lightweight and durable enough to withstand accidental drops.
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Homemade Figurine: Shrimp Keychain
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Homemade Figurine: Leopard Gecko
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Homemade Figurine: Bearded Dragon
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Homemade Figurine: Isopod Keychain
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Homemade Figurine: Deep Sea Isopod
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Homemade Figurine: Tayto Keychain
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Derptiles 5th Anniversary Celebration!
From now until the countdown below ends, we'll have the following special deals:
- Stickers!: get 34% off when you buy any 5 or more Stickers (includes Sticker Sheets and Packs)
- Prints!: get 20% off any 2 or more Prints
- Enamel Pins!: get 20% off any 2 or more Enamel Pins
- Keychains + Lanyard Combo!: Buy any 2 keychains and get a FREE lanyard of your choice. Must have at least 2 keychains and 1 lanyard in cart for discount to show
- Plushies!: 10% off ALL Plushies/Plush Backpacks
- Discounts on discounts!: If you spend over $100, get an ADDITIONAL 10% discount that applies to your whole order! Stacks with all of the discounts in this list
- Shipping! (United States Only): FREE standard shipping on orders over $55!
Discounts apply automatically to qualifying carts! NO coupon codes needed!!
Derpy Bleps Sticker Pack (Set of 3)
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Bestsellers!
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Skonk Plushie
4.98 / 5.0
(57) 57 total reviews
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(B-GRADE) Bearded Dragon Backpack
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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(B-GRADE) Leopard Gecko Backpack
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Lep Geck Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Screen-saver DVD Crested Gecko Charm (Shakeable!)
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price $15.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Herpetology Lanyards
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Tiny Reptile Charm (Mystery Bag)
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price From $6.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Two Brain Cells Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price $15.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Bearded Dragon Enclosure Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Noot Plush Keychain
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price $25.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$25.00 USDSale price $25.00 USD
About Derptiles
Derptiles is a artist-owned micro-business that makes silly merch featuring reptiles, amphibians, and sometimes other niche animals!
Everything on this site is drawn/designed solely by Crystal, an artist from the California Bay Area. If you enjoy the stuff here, you should definitely check out her social medias for more silly content!
Let customers speak for us
from 549 reviewsI bought it for my girlfriend, and they love it! They've gotten compliments on it too, it's such a silly and cute idea for a backpack/purse.

A very adorable shaker key chain. I love opossums so much and love playing with this key chain!

This is going to be the perfect birthday gift for my bestie who is obsessed with shrimp.

He’s become my best friend, his name is Gary.

The print is soft and creamy and I love my lil dollarfiddy skonkdog 🥹

Super cute! All the options are great!

So frigin' cute I love them with all my heart.

Friend loved this sticker, shipped quickly, would buy again.

This says B-grade but I can't tell. Maybe A-grade is just that incredibly high quality (which I guess makes sense, because the large skonk is incredible). I love this bearded dragon bag. It's so incredibly cute and the fabric "in question" is not something I would have ever questioned, had the description not mentioned it. The main pocket of the bag (mouth) has lots of room and the side pouch is also deep. I need to carry an epi-pen with me (among other items) and this is a perfectly adorable way to do it. Honestly, I have yet to be anything but absolutely delighted with the things I have purchased from Derptiles, and I'm happy to report this is still true.

These were the cutest little charms I’ve ever seen and love the surprise of which one I’d get! I’m so tempted to try and collect them all soon!!!

Good quality, adorable packaging, easily sticked on and my friend loves it! Its on the back of her phone jow. Though it took a bit of time to get here, it was worth the small wait.

Oh my goodness! I love this derpy not-so-little skonk so much. The quality of the plush is actually really good. The embroidery is well done and the materials are all super soft and comforting to hold. This silly skonk is 122 cm or 4 feet in total length, and it is such aa great size for an alternative body pillow, or to lean on while writing/reading/playing games. Like most oversized plushies, he needed some kneading after arrival, in order to get him fully flooded out. Once that is done, though, he's absolute derperfection. 14/10 would recommend.

I adore it.it's cute,fun, and very appealing from a sensory standpoint. I like wearing it in front and getting to hold it.

Enamel Pins!
Get 20% off when you add 2 or more Enamel Pins to your cart!
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Angry Opossum Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Lep Geck Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
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Ball Python Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Crested Gecko Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Skonk Mini Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Beardie Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Yelling Frog Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Licky Skonk Enamel Pin
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Backpacks!
Get 10% off ALL Plushies/Plush Backpacks! Discount applies in-cart
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Frog Backpack
5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
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(B-GRADE) Bearded Dragon Backpack
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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(B-GRADE) Leopard Gecko Backpack
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$40.00 USDSale price $40.00 USD
3D (Layered) Keychains!
Buy any 2 Keychains and get a FREE Lanyard! Must have all items in cart for discount to automatically apply.
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3D Bread Birb Charm
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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3D "Crime" Leopard Gecko Charm
5.0 / 5.0
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3D "Buffering" Ball Python Charm
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3D "Food?" Bearded Dragon Charm
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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3D "?" Hognose Charm
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Shaker Keychains!
Keychains with shakeable mini pieces inside!
Buy any 2 Keychains and get a FREE Lanyard! Must have all items in cart for discount to automatically apply.
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Two Brain Cells Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Bearded Dragon Enclosure Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Leopard Gecko Terrarium Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Garbagechild Raccoon Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Axolotl Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Shrimp Tank Charm (Shake-able!)
5.0 / 5.0
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Salamander Log Shaker Charm
5.0 / 5.0
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Hiki Iced Latte Shaker Charm
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $15.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Stickers with Text!
Get 34% off ALL stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!
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"Overwhelmed" Opossum Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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"I Step On Your Salad" Bearded Dragon Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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"Guess I'll Die" Hognose Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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"Good Soup" Gecko Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"Idk Math" Giant Salamander Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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"Wat the Geck???" Leopard Gecko Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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"Anarchy" Frog Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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"Introvert Club" Ball Python Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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"Trashbabes" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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"I am Illiterate" Salamander Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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"Drink Water" Noot Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
Regular price $3.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Leave Me Alone" Desert Rain Frog Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"Let Him Cook" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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"Booby Lover" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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"Arson" Firebelly Newt Sticker
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"Bring Me Some Coffee" Hiki Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"Nice Chicken" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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"Nervous Newt" Noot Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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"Pew Pew" Baby Croc Laser Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"Tummy Ache Victim" Skonk Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"What" Sacabambaspis Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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"Uh Oh Stinky" Skunk Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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"Nice Racc" Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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"Stronk" Skonk Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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"Caf-fiend" Hiki Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Stickers with No Text!
Get 34% off ALL stickers when you buy 5 or more stickers!
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Herptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers
5.0 / 5.0
(21) 21 total reviews
Regular price $3.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perHerptile Pokemon Die-Cut Stickers
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Kaiju Die-Cut Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
Regular price $3.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perKaiju Die-Cut Sticker
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Lep Gecc Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Confused Crestie Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Frogg Sticker (Booty Edition)
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Carnotaurus Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Spider Stickers
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $3.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSpider Stickers
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Anyalotl Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Derpy Lotl Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Red Salamander Sticker Sheet
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Frogg Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Balldur's Gate Sticker Sheet
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Froglet Sticker Set
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price From $7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perFroglet Sticker Set
Regular price From $7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perFroglet Sticker Set
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Ball Pyuppy Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Ball Python Sticker
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $3.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Mini Prints!
Get 20% off when you buy 2 or more Prints!
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Gecko Thoughts Print
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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"I am cringe but I am free" Print
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Frogwhale Terrarium Print
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Critmander Print
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Three Skonk Moon Print
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Pool Noodle Print
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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"Get That Bread" Hognose Print
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Peace Sign Newt Print
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"I am a Creature" Opossum Print
5.0 / 5.0
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"Heehee Hoohoo" Salamander Print
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"Everything will be tOKay" Tokay Gecko Print
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Skonkland Hotdog Combo Print
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Kaiju Instant Noodles Print
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Frequently Asked Questions
Where are you located?
Derptiles is based in the Bay Area, California, USA! While we don't have our own brick-and-mortar store yet, you can find our products at the ThousandSkies Store at Moment JTown in San Jose, Modern Mouse in Alameda, or Phoenix Herp in Arizona.
What are your processing/shipping times?
We ask that you please allow for up to 1 or 2 weeks for us to fulfill your order.
We'll always try to process the orders and get them to the post office as fast as we can, however there may be times where we are out-of-town to attend an event or convention and can't get to your order immediately. If it has been more than 2 weeks since you've placed the order and you haven't gotten any updates, please contact us with your order number.
[United States] Orders are shipped via USPS and can take 3-5 days to arrive.
[International] Depending on your country and shipping speed, it may take anywhere from 2 to 28 days to arrive.
[International Orders] Do you ship outside of the United States?
The easiest way to check is to try to checkout with your cart! If you're able to see shipping providers and shipping rates for your address, then we can ship to you.
[EU customers] Due to the new GPSR regulations beginning Dec. 14, 2024, we are no longer legally able to ship into Europe. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause.
Please always double or triple check your address before completing checkout!
How can I keep up with Derptiles?
If you like our products and are interested in fun memes, comics, and more, please consider joining our Newtsletter at the bottom of the page!
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